These stay at home mom quotes will make you go – yes – exactly – that’s my life with kids right now! Laugh, relax, and enjoy.
Let’s face it, it’s hard being a stay at home mom. You are super duper tired, even if you haven’t left the house in a few days.
At some point or other, you’ve probably gone through the stay at home mom burnout. Even when you tidy up, the house just gets to be a wreck in barely any time at all.
You aren’t alone, mama
You may feel alone there at your house, with your little ones, rocking your stay at home mom schedule, wondering if any of this can eventually go on your resume…
And you’re not the only one. Whether you need a quote to go on some art, to put into an encouraging letter, to put on a meme, or to simply encourage yourself, here goes!
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Stay At Home Mom Quotes
“The days are long, but the years are short.”
“My favorite people call me mom.”
“Let your father and mother be glad, let her who bore you rejoice.” Prov. 23:25
“I realized when you look at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know.” M. Albom
“I choose you. And I’ll choose you over and over and over. Without pause, without a doubt, in a heartbeat. I’ll keep choosing you.”
“Grow through what you go through.”
“My mom smiled at me. Her smile kind of hugged me.” R.J. Palacio
“Motherhood: losing my sanity and my sleep, all in the name of love.”
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“My favorite people call me mom.”
“No man is poor who has a godly mother.” Abraham Lincoln
“Strength and dignity are her clothing, and she laughs at the time to come. She opens her mouth with wisdom, and the teaching of kindness is on her tongue. She looks well to the ways of her household and does not eat the bread of idleness.” – Proverbs 31:25-28
“Thankful, blessed, and kind of a mess.”
“The best place to cry is on a mother’s arms.” J. Picoult
“Perhaps it takes courage to raise children..” John Steinbeck
“Her children rise up and call her blessed; her husband also, and he praises her: ‘Many women have done excellently, but you surpass them all.’” Proverbs 31:28-31
“But kids don’t stay with you if you do it right. It’s the one job where, the better you are, the more surely you won’t be needed in the long run.” B. Kingsglover
Funny Stay At Home Mom Quotes
“I’ve got it together, but I forgot where I put it.”
“May your coffee be stronger than your toddler.” (shirt)
“I’m not a control freak, but you’re doing it wrong.”
“Sorry I’m not Alexa, don’t tell me what to do.”
“Tired as a mother.”
“Mother of boys… less drama than girls, but harder to keep alive.”
“I was normal 3 kids ago.”
“This is my circus, these are my monkeys.”
“I run a tight shipwreck.”
“I speak toddler.”
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“Snack dealer, boo boo healer, kiss stealer.”
“But did you die?” #momlife
“I live in a madhouse ran by a tiny army I made myself.”
“Having a weird mom builds character.”
“Messy bun and getting things done.”
“It’s all messy… my hair my house, the kids… life.”
“Tiny human tamer.”
- pinpoint an issue
- draw out how it’s affecting you
- label what you don’t like about it
- determine areas of responsibility
- figure out how it’s showing up
- say what you’d rather happen
- brainstorm solutions
“Girl mom: lots of drama, but way more fun to dress.”
In light of all these quotes, are you feeling encouraged?
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